Canada Day is a time to forget about spendings and have fun - Enven banks are closed!
Snow
The summer is here, it's time to shovel the snow out of the way, fill up the jacuzzi, put on your bikini (or speedo...) and enjoy the sunshine!
Summer heat
In July, the temperature can reach 35 to 40 degrees celcius - that's the reason Canadians love their winter!
Canadians love animals!
Take him out for a walk and he'll be grateful... as soon as he unfreezes.
Mounted Police
This huge country is yours and you should always have as much fun as possible! The worse that'll happen to you is being be chased by a police officer on a horse. If it happens, runs as fast as you can and climb up a tree. Horses can't climb trees! But if the officer chases you on a grizzly, just play dead, grizzlies can't see dead people!
Canadian wildlife
Our forests are inhabited by cruel and ruthless creatures praying on innocent people. Be real careful!
Canadians' skin is cold-proof!
Since our skin is resistant to the cold, winter time is a great time to go get a tan!
Canadian rivers!
Invite your friends and family for a winter-time swim! Quick before global warming puts a stop to this activity!